No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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