Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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