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He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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