oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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