I'm drive I can fine osifer
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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