I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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