I just cut my nipple shaving
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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