So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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