I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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