I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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