no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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