Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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