What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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