i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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