are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I need water and some morals
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
