can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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