The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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