he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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