so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You took a bar mat shot.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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