I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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