I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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