The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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