i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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