it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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