the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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