Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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