I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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