Got a toothbrush?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
