Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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