she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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