yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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