not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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