wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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