Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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