I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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