just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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