No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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