Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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