Your mouth is God's brothel.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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