oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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