She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
that's an acceptable place to lick
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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