Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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