I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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