From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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