My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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