he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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