I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The air was thick with penises
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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