Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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