I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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