and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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