you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
