So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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